Home Alone On The Wiki: Prologue Part 3 (Return of the Ban Hammer)
Screw it, there are no themes in this prologue part (SHOCKER)
This is the last-ever edition of the HAOTW series. This time, of the final prologue part (which I’ve had written and finished since the end of 2021, specifically on October 29th, 2021 for you greedy historians.) Since the last prologue part was in like, 2020, you will probably have forgotten everything that happened in the last 2 parts.
Regardless, enjoy. The HAOTW server will be deleted tomorrow. (btw I didn’t edit anything, so ignore the inevitable typos)
Home Alone On The Wiki: Prologue Part 3 (Return of the Ban Hammer)
“It’s finally time to stop such a crime once and for all!” said Zora. “We must avenge Sisay, that ban hammer is important.”
“Well, we’re on the top floor where Mason is supposed to be, but I don’t see him. Did he lie to us?” Sisay said.
“That can’t be the case,” Ayrna said. “I can hear some chatter from where I’m standing right now, listen!”
“Psst psst, mmm mmm, psst psst.”
“They must be close, let’s check the apartment rooms,” Zora said.
The four walked across the hallway, the chatter grew louder and louder as they approached closer.
“This one, they’ve gotta be in this room.” Exclaimed Loko.
“Mmm, seems like it. Stand back you three.” Zora said.
Zora shot the door down, they were brought to an unpleasant scene, Mason and his minions chattering.
“So this is where the ban hammer is,” Said Sisay in utter shock. “What have you been doing with it.”
“Oh, we’ve just been playing around with it. I bonked a few people here and there.” Mason said with a grin.
“Did it… Ban people?” Sisay asked, almost wordless.
“Of course not you buffoon,” Mason said rolling his eyes. “Now… I see you’ve come unprepared.”
“PFFT! Of course, we’re prepared.” Sisay replied. “But that’s not what matters, please give that hammer back. You don’t know what power you’re dealing with, it’s serious work ya know.”
“As if I and my minions would ever listen to a scrub like you,” Mason said. “MINIONS, ATTACK!”
“Zora, quickly! Shoot them!” Ayrna started shouting.
“Damn it, I ran out of bullets!” Zora said back as she was running away.
“We’re gonna have to physically attack them, aren’t we?” Loko said.
“Seems like it,” Ayrna replied. “You keep’em occupied Loko, me and Zora are going to run downstairs and grab a rope. And uh, make sure Sisay is safe too.”
Zora and Ayrna zoomed down the apartment basement and salvaged whatever they could.
“Ugh, all this stuff is completely useless,” Zora remarked. “Oh, wait — a knife…”
“We can use this to make Mason surrender,” Zora continued. “Then, we can finally end this stupid story once and for all.”
“So much for breaking the 4th wall,” Ayrna answered. “Let’s go, though. We don’t have much time now — Sisay & Loko could be dead by now.”
Ayrna teleported Zora to the top floor using her powers, and they met Mason and his minions once again.
“Give up yet?” Mason scowled. “It’s quite pathetic how you keep coming up here and expect to get anything good out of it.”
“Say your prayers, Mason,” Zora replied. Immediately afterward, she lunged at Mason’s minions and stabbed them multiple times with her knife.
“Give up?” Ayrna asked Mason.
“You guys ALWAYS ruin everything!” Mason screeched as a ran downstairs, abandoning his now dead minions. He also left the ban hammer.
“My ban hammer!” Sisay said happily as he ran to pick it up. “It doesn’t really ban people.. But who cares? It’s my prized possession.”
“I’m glad we can have a good ending,” Loko said.
Meanwhile, downstairs…
Mason almost escaped, but he got cornered by police.
“Young man, you’re under arrest for attempted murder and theft.” One of the police officers said.
“You have the right to remain silent during questioning.” Another police officer said.
“I hate my life,” Mason whispered to himself.
30 minutes later…
“Detective Bardon should recover from his injuries,” Zora said. “Even though elevator falls can be fatal, it was fortunately only about 3 stories.”
“I’d like to come with you guys on other adventures, but I can’t.” Zora continued. “I wish you good luck in your future endeavors.”
“Take care.” Sisay said.
An hour later…
Ayrna, Sisay and Loko arrived at the wiki building once again.
“You’ll never believe what happened today!” Sisay said, out of breath. He talked about Mason, the elevator fall and ban hammer.
What they weren’t aware of was Esper, who was currently pouring a shadow-infecting chemical into Ryden’s coffee via the request of a mysterious entity. He would later run away and temporarily become the Shadow King.
